Owners,
I was bored this afternoon so I went into the blog site to clean up some stuff that I haven't had the time to get to lately. As I looked around in the bowels of the blog, I noticed on the blog stats that 1253 individual viewers had hit this blog this month. Not only that, more than 400 of them were from outside North America.
Now, either you guys are secret world travelers and have your I phones and Blackberries checking in multiple times a day or there are some very bored people browsing the web.
So for all of our world on-lookers Konnichi Wa, Konbanwa and Soyonera!
Xplodey Coyotes Owner Doug Gardner 2011 Bulletproof Tiger Champion
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Week 7 Recap
Week 7 Trophies
Most Points Coop
Least Points Doug
MVP Bob (McFadden)
Big D Steve (Redskins)
Ass Kickin Coop/Drew
Sorry about the update coming on Wednesday, but I have just recently come out of the fetal position after this weekends performance. Between the giant belly flop that the Coyotes took (not taking anything away from Jeff, it was an ass kickin') and having to watch the Bears game...it's a wonder there is a week 7 recap!
Coop and Devin kept up their winning ways in Week 7. The Blue Room Division came back to win half the games this week...more of what we expect from varsity lettermen.
Week 8 is going to be a sphincter shrinker. The battle of the brothers is on! Big Brother Make a Color v. Little Brother Dirty Sizouth in a rematch of the Bulletproof Tiger Championship game last year. Big Brother Curtain of Steel v. Little Brother Jimmy's Jammers in a rematch of last years consolation game.
Big games also on the other end of the spectrum! 3-4 teams will go heads up to see who is going to further their suck-a-tude!
The second half of the season is over...the push to the playoffs is on! Time to get your teams ready for the stretch run. Be sure to check out the stats pages on the league site to see where your team sizes up. Have a super week!
Commissioner Xplod E. Coyote
Most Points Coop
Least Points Doug
MVP Bob (McFadden)
Big D Steve (Redskins)
Ass Kickin Coop/Drew
Sorry about the update coming on Wednesday, but I have just recently come out of the fetal position after this weekends performance. Between the giant belly flop that the Coyotes took (not taking anything away from Jeff, it was an ass kickin') and having to watch the Bears game...it's a wonder there is a week 7 recap!
Coop and Devin kept up their winning ways in Week 7. The Blue Room Division came back to win half the games this week...more of what we expect from varsity lettermen.
Week 8 is going to be a sphincter shrinker. The battle of the brothers is on! Big Brother Make a Color v. Little Brother Dirty Sizouth in a rematch of the Bulletproof Tiger Championship game last year. Big Brother Curtain of Steel v. Little Brother Jimmy's Jammers in a rematch of last years consolation game.
Big games also on the other end of the spectrum! 3-4 teams will go heads up to see who is going to further their suck-a-tude!
The second half of the season is over...the push to the playoffs is on! Time to get your teams ready for the stretch run. Be sure to check out the stats pages on the league site to see where your team sizes up. Have a super week!
Commissioner Xplod E. Coyote
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Week 6 Recap
Week 7 is here and we are looking at the end of the first half of the fantasy regular season. Week 6 was a hard pill to swallow for the entire Blue Room Division. The Short Bus tore a new hole in the Blue Room...I hope this is not a trend.
Trophies
Most Points Coop 108
Least Points Bob 55
Ass Kickin Coop over Mark
Mvp Coop (Maclin 27 pts.)
Big D Rob (Titans 17 pts.)
If the season were to end today the seeding for the playoffs would be as follows:
#1 Dirty Sizouth
#2 Pasadena Mudslide
#3 Wesley's Balls
#4 Jimmy's Jammers
#5 Xplodey Coyotes
#6 Gig Harbor Flounders
Props to Jimmy and his Jammers for their 4th consecutive win. Week 7 should be telling. We will find out exactly what the owners in the Blue Room Division are made of! Sack up Blue Room teams!
Trophies
Most Points Coop 108
Least Points Bob 55
Ass Kickin Coop over Mark
Mvp Coop (Maclin 27 pts.)
Big D Rob (Titans 17 pts.)
If the season were to end today the seeding for the playoffs would be as follows:
#1 Dirty Sizouth
#2 Pasadena Mudslide
#3 Wesley's Balls
#4 Jimmy's Jammers
#5 Xplodey Coyotes
#6 Gig Harbor Flounders
Props to Jimmy and his Jammers for their 4th consecutive win. Week 7 should be telling. We will find out exactly what the owners in the Blue Room Division are made of! Sack up Blue Room teams!
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Week 5 Recap
Divisional games are now over! Everyone has played everyone in their division and only one game separates first place from last place in both leagues. If parity is the sign of a good league, then we have a doozy!
Inter-league play starts in week 6! It is Short Bus v. Blue Room heads up!
Week 5 Trophies
MVP Xplodey Forte 30
Most Points Xplodey 109
Ass Kickin Frat Party Over Make a Color
Big D Flapjack Lions
Least Points Make a Color 54
MVP Race
Wesley's Balls is leading the MVP race with 7 stars....Coyotes and Assassins are next with 4!
Blue Room
Record PF/PA
Make a Color 3-2 351/375
Pasadena Mudslide 3-2 380/363
Curtain of Steel 3-2 418/354
Paul Buyan Flapjack 2-3 374/422
Frat Party @ Pankake 2-3 336/386
Zomby Woofs 2-3 375/334
Short Bus
Dirty Sizouth 3-2 448/423
Wes' Balls 3-2 519/415
Jim's Jams 3-2 392/397
Xplodey Coyotes 2-3 465/509
Gig Harbor Flounders 2-3 412/501
Asian Asssassins 2-3 427/420
Weeks 6-10 are very bye heavy so there should be some very interesting games.
Commish
Inter-league play starts in week 6! It is Short Bus v. Blue Room heads up!
Week 5 Trophies
MVP Xplodey Forte 30
Most Points Xplodey 109
Ass Kickin Frat Party Over Make a Color
Big D Flapjack Lions
Least Points Make a Color 54
MVP Race
Wesley's Balls is leading the MVP race with 7 stars....Coyotes and Assassins are next with 4!
Blue Room
Record PF/PA
Make a Color 3-2 351/375
Pasadena Mudslide 3-2 380/363
Curtain of Steel 3-2 418/354
Paul Buyan Flapjack 2-3 374/422
Frat Party @ Pankake 2-3 336/386
Zomby Woofs 2-3 375/334
Short Bus
Dirty Sizouth 3-2 448/423
Wes' Balls 3-2 519/415
Jim's Jams 3-2 392/397
Xplodey Coyotes 2-3 465/509
Gig Harbor Flounders 2-3 412/501
Asian Asssassins 2-3 427/420
Weeks 6-10 are very bye heavy so there should be some very interesting games.
Commish
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Week 3 and 4 Recap
Week 3 Trophies
Most Points Asian Assassins 143
Least Points Zomby Woofs 52
Gave Ass Kickin Asian Assassins
Got Ass Kickin Flounders
MVP Assassins/Flapjack Tie
Big D Assassins
Week 4 Trophies
Most Points Wesley's Balls 142
Least Points Frat Party 33
Gave Ass Kickin Wesley's Balls
Got Ass Kickin Xplodey Coyotes
MVP Wesley's Balls
Big D Wesley's Balls
First Congratulations to Jeff and the Woofs for ending The Mudslides undefeated run! Same props to Jimmy and His Jammers for stopping the juggernaut that was Wes' Balls in Week 3.
By this Thursday, I hope to get Devin's shoe out of my ass from this weekends match. I literally was despondent by the end of Sunday. I knew the day was going to suck when I had to watch the Lie Downs by myself. I then had to watch as my soul was hammered to a fine dust in my fantasy match up and the pickle on my shit sammich, having to watch Jay Cutler drop back, look around and then get pummeled nine times by the Giants defensive line. Truly a week to forget!
The divisions have been decided. The former Division One is now officially The Short Bus. Division Two, now The Blue Room. If you are not sure what the blue room is, ask one of the Comstock people in the league for a full explanation. Helmets are mandatory!
On a serious note; please keep the Harper family in your prayers as you go about your week. Steve's dad is having some health issues and I know I speak for all of us that you are in our thoughts. Keep your chin up pal!
Going into week 5 no team is more than 2 games out...play hard and watch out for the byes!
Xplodey
Most Points Asian Assassins 143
Least Points Zomby Woofs 52
Gave Ass Kickin Asian Assassins
Got Ass Kickin Flounders
MVP Assassins/Flapjack Tie
Big D Assassins
Week 4 Trophies
Most Points Wesley's Balls 142
Least Points Frat Party 33
Gave Ass Kickin Wesley's Balls
Got Ass Kickin Xplodey Coyotes
MVP Wesley's Balls
Big D Wesley's Balls
First Congratulations to Jeff and the Woofs for ending The Mudslides undefeated run! Same props to Jimmy and His Jammers for stopping the juggernaut that was Wes' Balls in Week 3.
By this Thursday, I hope to get Devin's shoe out of my ass from this weekends match. I literally was despondent by the end of Sunday. I knew the day was going to suck when I had to watch the Lie Downs by myself. I then had to watch as my soul was hammered to a fine dust in my fantasy match up and the pickle on my shit sammich, having to watch Jay Cutler drop back, look around and then get pummeled nine times by the Giants defensive line. Truly a week to forget!
The divisions have been decided. The former Division One is now officially The Short Bus. Division Two, now The Blue Room. If you are not sure what the blue room is, ask one of the Comstock people in the league for a full explanation. Helmets are mandatory!
On a serious note; please keep the Harper family in your prayers as you go about your week. Steve's dad is having some health issues and I know I speak for all of us that you are in our thoughts. Keep your chin up pal!
Going into week 5 no team is more than 2 games out...play hard and watch out for the byes!
Xplodey
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