Holy crap! Can you feel the anticipation building? It's nearly draft time boys.
Here is your friendly neighborhood Commissioner's pre-draft checklist!
1. Check your computer to make sure it has the right software for the draft.
2. Make sure you are ready to draft and in the draft room at 8:45pm on Thursday.
3. If you are in the Blue Room Division...study up...draft well...play hard.
4. If you are in the Short Bus Division...have a drink...smoke up...do no research.
Things are going to fast directly after the draft. No trades will be executed by the Commish's office until Saturday the 27th as a cooling off period. Midnight on the 27th all trades will be blessed and we are live for football.
If you have any questions about rules, traditions, deadlines, where to find info...feel free to email me anytime.
Couldn't be more excited for the season!
Commish De La Xplodey
Ps. Are your smack hands broken? Are you guys too old to talk smack? Are You Afraid? Damn!
Xplodey Coyotes Owner Doug Gardner 2011 Bulletproof Tiger Champion
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Friday, August 12, 2011
...And Then There Were 14
The Bulletproof Tiger has expanded! We have 2 new owners nominated by our favorite Asian Assassin, Rob! Welcome Char Atkins...yes, another brother/brother rivalry. Welcome Jason Fagerman, Rob's cohort and a reported all round good dude!
Char's team will take the 13th draft pick in the order and will be a member of the daunting Short Bus Division.
Jason's team will take the 14th draft pick in the order and will be a member of the less daunting Blue Room Division.
Since we have balanced the expansion, we get one more playoff spot. The downside/upside of that is that there will only be one bye in the playoffs...best overall record. Playoff structure beyond that will be the same as last year.
We still have a $25 fee for the season and the distribution will be as follows.
Winner of the BP Tiger
$190
First Loser
$65
MVP
$60
Any questions? Bring them to me. Thanks again to the members of the commish's advisory committee for your prompt response to the new member polling...you guys rock.
Jason and Char, please email me at duggygee@gmail.com with your mobile numbers, so I can get a hold of you if I need you...most likely by text. Jeff Waldon, please hit me with yours as well, still don't have it. You guys may want to become a follower of the blog, it is easy just click follow this blog on the right hand side. Bookmark it as well so you can get here quick, this is the place for most good info about the league. Smackboards are open you homo's let's get to it!
Commish
Char's team will take the 13th draft pick in the order and will be a member of the daunting Short Bus Division.
Jason's team will take the 14th draft pick in the order and will be a member of the less daunting Blue Room Division.
Since we have balanced the expansion, we get one more playoff spot. The downside/upside of that is that there will only be one bye in the playoffs...best overall record. Playoff structure beyond that will be the same as last year.
We still have a $25 fee for the season and the distribution will be as follows.
Winner of the BP Tiger
$190
First Loser
$65
MVP
$60
Any questions? Bring them to me. Thanks again to the members of the commish's advisory committee for your prompt response to the new member polling...you guys rock.
Jason and Char, please email me at duggygee@gmail.com with your mobile numbers, so I can get a hold of you if I need you...most likely by text. Jeff Waldon, please hit me with yours as well, still don't have it. You guys may want to become a follower of the blog, it is easy just click follow this blog on the right hand side. Bookmark it as well so you can get here quick, this is the place for most good info about the league. Smackboards are open you homo's let's get to it!
Commish
Sunday, August 7, 2011
The Commish's State of The League Address
A mere two weeks ago we did not even know if we were going to have any football this season, fantasy or NFL, now we are poised for the most important day of the Fantasy Football year, the Draft!
As a league, we have filled our expansion vacancy with a new, strong, fantasy owner. His credentials have been checked and our due diligence has been completed. I would like to welcome Jeff Waldon into the BPT. Owner, Mark Rinehart, sponsored Jeff, and he will be a great addition. I wish him luck in all the weeks he plays someone other than the Xplodey Coyotes!
The silence has been deafening on the question of changes and tweaks to the league rules. Upon reflection, I issue the executive order hereby that all rules from 2010 shall stand for 2011.
In closing, I want to thank you, my fellow owners, for your continued commitment to making the Bulletproof Tiger the finest Fantasy Football league in all the land and I proclaim on this day that the State Of Our League is STRONG!
Submitted humbly by your commissioner,
Head Xplodey In Charge
As a league, we have filled our expansion vacancy with a new, strong, fantasy owner. His credentials have been checked and our due diligence has been completed. I would like to welcome Jeff Waldon into the BPT. Owner, Mark Rinehart, sponsored Jeff, and he will be a great addition. I wish him luck in all the weeks he plays someone other than the Xplodey Coyotes!
The silence has been deafening on the question of changes and tweaks to the league rules. Upon reflection, I issue the executive order hereby that all rules from 2010 shall stand for 2011.
In closing, I want to thank you, my fellow owners, for your continued commitment to making the Bulletproof Tiger the finest Fantasy Football league in all the land and I proclaim on this day that the State Of Our League is STRONG!
Submitted humbly by your commissioner,
Head Xplodey In Charge
Friday, August 5, 2011
2011 Bulletproof Tiger Draft Announcement
My Brothers!
Thursday, August 25th 2011 at 9 p.m. is ground zero, the Alamo and the O.K. Corral all twisted together!
The draft will be handled by the ESPN mother ship. Each owner must be signed into ESPN league site by 8:45 eastern.
All owners must log in before the 25th and go to the mock draft center...at the top of the league page. You must run the "is my computer compatible" app to see if your computer can handle the pure energy that is the draft. If your computer doesn't have the balls, you will be guided to the proper software to get you into the draft.
Mock drafts are available 24 hours per day so check it out!
More information to come!
We have a new member, more info to come. We also may have a couple expansion teams to take us out to 14 teams...I will share more when I know more!
Commish
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Draft Order Revealed
Good Morning Owners!
This was supposed to be a video, but time got away from me and I know you guys are chomping at the bit to do mock drafts with your actual draft order.
The draft order was chosen by random card pick and was verified by the law offices of my mom. If you want to bitch about it, call her...on second thought, just deal with it.
The cards were dealt in the order of place from last season with the empty team, which is soon to be filled, taking Drew's position, which was so greatly earned.
The 2011 Draft Order is as follows:
#1 Jimmy's Jammers
#2 Make a Color
#3 Dirty Sizouth
#4 Gig Harbor Flounders
#5 Steel Curtain
#6 Zomby Woofs
#7 Pasadena Mudslide
#8 Frat Party
#9 Asian Assassins
#10 Expansion Team
#11 Wesley's Balls
#12 Xplodey Coyotes
Draft date will be set today...keep your eyes peeled for more information.
Commish
This was supposed to be a video, but time got away from me and I know you guys are chomping at the bit to do mock drafts with your actual draft order.
The draft order was chosen by random card pick and was verified by the law offices of my mom. If you want to bitch about it, call her...on second thought, just deal with it.
The cards were dealt in the order of place from last season with the empty team, which is soon to be filled, taking Drew's position, which was so greatly earned.
The 2011 Draft Order is as follows:
#1 Jimmy's Jammers
#2 Make a Color
#3 Dirty Sizouth
#4 Gig Harbor Flounders
#5 Steel Curtain
#6 Zomby Woofs
#7 Pasadena Mudslide
#8 Frat Party
#9 Asian Assassins
#10 Expansion Team
#11 Wesley's Balls
#12 Xplodey Coyotes
Draft date will be set today...keep your eyes peeled for more information.
Commish
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