Thursday, January 13, 2011

What, do you homos need an ESPN sanctioned smackboard to talk smack?

I expected more from you dickwads!

Don must be about to die with two weeks with out saying something stupid.

Mark, fuck off!

Devin, you think you get to win the league and then just sit there and not take any shit? No gloating?  Nothing?

Brian...some answers on how the hell you can squander the number one pick two years in a row would be nice.

Bob, is winning the NIT as awful and demeaning as it seems like it would be?

NOTHING?  COME ON!!!!
I am insane with anger!

Commish

Divisional Playoffs Insights

Marmalard...Dead!  Neidermeyer...Dead!  Seachickens...Dead!

Ditka's Darlings      27
Seachickens          13

Fudge Packers      24
Dirty Birds            21

J E T S                 35
Bundchens            21

Poe Birds             14
Aluminums           10

So let it be written, so let it be done!

Sound off

Huge Poker Game

Fellas!

One thing that sucks about having you guys strewn about the country is that it is almost impossible to have a good old fashioned poker game, Lucerne Style, with everyone in the house.  Logistics of getting everyone in the same room is very difficult.

The reason I bring this up is that PokerStars now has online poker clubs that allow you to have a home poker game online.  It is a cash game!  You play out of your account.  If you win, you win.

The basics are that everyone must have a PokerStars account (which can be activated with 5 bucks), we would basically set up a poker league/club and have the ability to have invitation poker matches whenever we want.

Tourneys, cash games, dealer picks; all of the standards are available.  Stakes from nickel/dime all the way up to  no limit.

OK, so I bring this up to gauge whether or not it is something you guys would be interested in looking into further?  We could do it as a league thing or just a set time poker game.  It would be a hoot and with the live smackboards and our video abilities we could have a fun time with the whole concept.

I have played in an online poker league for the last year and it is a blast....even with a bunch of people I don't know...could be phenomenal with a bunch of comrades.

Sound off like you got a pair.

Doug

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Uh Wuh Huh

I don't work on Elvis' birthday! (And haven't since 1989 - true story)

Who does everyone like in the playoffs? I'm thinking a Falcons/Patriots Superbowl with Lord Brady doing what he does best......win.

Sound off, Jackwagons!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

2011 Bulletproof Tiger Draft Date Set!

The 2011 Bulletproof Tiger Draft Date will be Wednesday, August 17th 2011!  The date is in pencil and tentative but it is what we are shooting for!  The Quest Begins AGAIN!

Gird up your loins Cook...we are coming after you!!!

Wesley's Balls Wins Bulletproof Tiger

In a ball buster, Wesley's Balls had what it had all season, that extra point or two to win.  The Mudslide put up an fine effort.

Last years winner Dirty Sizouth won the consolation game, proving that last years effort was no fluke.

Make a Color ended up taking the NIT!

Wesley's Balls also takes the team MVP award for most positive trophy stars.  17 positive stars, 0 negative stars, nicely played.

From a commissioners point of view, I will be updating the blog with stats for posterity very soon.  I would appreciate it if all owners would sign up to follow the league blog now because this is going to be the only way to find out what is going on with the league.  Email has become cumbersome and oh so 1999.

Also, remember that all owners are blog managers, meaning you can lead posts, answer posts, comment,  add pics, articles anything you think your fellow owners would like to see.  Plus, there is nothing better than off season smack!  Start a post!

Thanks again for another great season of fantasy football!  I have many ideas for next season, some things we need to tweak and more fun things that we can do to gamble and talk some serious smack.

I am assuming every team is coming back next season.  If you are not planning on playing next season, email me or leave a comment and we can figure it out.

You guys rock!

Doug