Xplodey Coyotes Owner Doug Gardner 2011 Bulletproof Tiger Champion
Friday, May 28, 2010
Just What Is......
a Bulletproof Tiger? I need some knowledge dropped on my ass! Some HIST101 for the new additions............
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Chicks with Dicks
I like this Blog site Doug. Nice work. I am pumped and it is only May. Even though I took runner up to some moron with some Chief faggot running back. I am now out of my hole, ready to take what should be mine. Coop, I love you, but never again. And to the rest of you from last year I hope my taint was delicious. To the future owners, good luck, and you probably already know but Mark and Jim are now gay lovers. And Devin, a personal note, pussy on my foot and I want to lick it.
Bob
The Fine Line
With so much early league activity afoot, I have been adding owners and looking at how we can change the playoffs, you know obsessive league manager duties. As I scanned how match-ups changed with different playoff scenarios I saw something that was so beautiful and yet so disturbing I thought I would share it.
In the continuum of most ideas, love/hate, Communism/Anarchy or in this case sanity/insanity, there is a fine line between the extremes. I spied the week one match-ups and there was taunting in match up chat boxes. I went further and each week there it was...taunting, before a draft, BEFORE JUNE...taunting.
Taken aback I was not sure if I wanted to cry a single tear of respect or try to borrow one of Brian's butterfly nets to apprehend? As for now, I choose to just pass along respect!
Mark, you silly, retarded, magnificent son of a bitch...I know only this, with that much commitment you will either win the Bulletproof Tiger or come in last! There is no middle of the pack for someone that is that committed! I salute/pity you!
In the continuum of most ideas, love/hate, Communism/Anarchy or in this case sanity/insanity, there is a fine line between the extremes. I spied the week one match-ups and there was taunting in match up chat boxes. I went further and each week there it was...taunting, before a draft, BEFORE JUNE...taunting.
Taken aback I was not sure if I wanted to cry a single tear of respect or try to borrow one of Brian's butterfly nets to apprehend? As for now, I choose to just pass along respect!
Mark, you silly, retarded, magnificent son of a bitch...I know only this, with that much commitment you will either win the Bulletproof Tiger or come in last! There is no middle of the pack for someone that is that committed! I salute/pity you!
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Spreading Like Wildfire
Team number 10 is here! Steve Harper is the name I give you for your consideration. Just like Devin...not a lot of need for references...speak now or forever shut the hell up. I feel quite confident saying "Welcome to the league Steve"!
Commish
Commish
Owner's Survey
Owner surveys will arrive in your mailboxes soon. The compiled answers to the questions on the survey will go a long way on shaping and steering the league during this upcoming season. Please take 5 minutes and fill it out! Results will be posted as soon as everyone has completed it, so please jump on it as soon as you can!
Welcome Devin!!!
Since there seems to be no objections as per the blog poll...I would like to officially welcome Devin Cook as the 9th team owner. I will be getting his permissions out very soon so he will have access to all league privileges. Please welcome him and make him feel at home (which of course means belligerently taunt him and make him feel like a little girl).
Saturday, May 15, 2010
2010 Projections
Power player projections are out for this season already! Here are the top 15 according to our friends at the ESPN mothership. Any power ratings that have Cedric Benson in the top 10 automatically are suspect to me but of course, this is why we play the game. Enjoy! ~ Commish
PROJECTED 2010 SEASON STATS
| YEAR | RUSH | YDS | AVG | TD | REC | YDS | TD | PTS | |||
  | 2009 Statistics | 315 | 1389 | 4.4 | 18 | 43 | 436 | 0 | 265 | ||
| 2010 Projections | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| YEAR | RUSH | YDS | AVG | TD | REC | YDS | TD | PTS | |||
  | 2009 Statistics | 358 | 2006 | 5.6 | 14 | 50 | 503 | 2 | 329 | ||
| 2010 Projections | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| YEAR | RUSH | YDS | AVG | TD | REC | YDS | TD | PTS | |||
  | 2009 Statistics | 312 | 1391 | 4.5 | 15 | 53 | 374 | 1 | 255 | ||
| 2010 Projections | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| YEAR | RUSH | YDS | AVG | TD | REC | YDS | TD | PTS | |||
  | 2009 Statistics | 254 | 1339 | 5.3 | 7 | 78 | 702 | 1 | 228 | ||
| 2010 Projections | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| YEAR | RUSH | YDS | AVG | TD | REC | YDS | TD | PTS | |||
  | 2009 Statistics | 324 | 1416 | 4.4 | 4 | 51 | 322 | 0 | 180 | ||
| 2010 Projections | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| YEAR | RUSH | YDS | AVG | TD | REC | YDS | TD | PTS | |||
  | 2009 Statistics | 178 | 871 | 4.9 | 10 | 5 | 35 | 0 | 141 | ||
| 2010 Projections | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| YEAR | RUSH | YDS | AVG | TD | REC | YDS | TD | PTS | |||
  | 2009 Statistics | 229 | 1120 | 4.9 | 10 | 52 | 406 | 3 | 214 | ||
| 2010 Projections | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| YEAR | TAR | REC | YDS | AVG | TD | RUSH | YDS | TD | PTS | |||
  | 2009 Statistics | 170 | 101 | 1569 | 15.5 | 9 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 205 | ||
| 2010 Projections | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| YEAR | C/A | YDS | TD | INT | RUSH | YDS | TD | PTS | |||
  | 2009 Statistics | 363/514 | 4388 | 34 | 11 | 22 | 33 | 2 | 280 | ||
| 2010 Projections | --/-- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| YEAR | TAR | REC | YDS | AVG | TD | RUSH | YDS | TD | PTS | |||
  | 2009 Statistics | 138 | 83 | 1264 | 15.2 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 196 | ||
| 2010 Projections | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| YEAR | RUSH | YDS | AVG | TD | REC | YDS | TD | PTS | |||
  | 2009 Statistics | 301 | 1251 | 4.2 | 6 | 17 | 111 | 0 | 163 | ||
| 2010 Projections | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| YEAR | RUSH | YDS | AVG | TD | REC | YDS | TD | PTS | |||
  | 2009 Statistics | 242 | 1108 | 4.6 | 7 | 25 | 261 | 1 | 165 | ||
| 2010 Projections | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| YEAR | RUSH | YDS | AVG | TD | REC | YDS | TD | PTS | |||
  | 2009 Statistics | 282 | 1253 | 4.4 | 11 | 25 | 197 | 0 | 197 | ||
| 2010 Projections | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| YEAR | TAR | REC | YDS | AVG | TD | RUSH | YDS | TD | PTS | |||
  | 2009 Statistics | 149 | 100 | 1264 | 12.6 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 177 | ||
| 2010 Projections | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| YEAR | TAR | REC | YDS | AVG | TD | RUSH | YDS | TD | PTS | |||
  | 2009 Statistics | 153 | 97 | 1092 | 11.3 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 180 | ||
| 2010 Projections | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- | -- |
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