Friday, July 16, 2010

TART CART PLUNGES OFF CLIFF. NO SURVIVORS.

As the official driver of the short bus I would like to say a few things before this tour begins. First, if anyone has an old hockey helmet laying around, I will need a couple more to supply my Dream Team. So if you could help me out I would appreciate it. Next, I need some type of absorbent towels to hand out. Finally, I will issue this warning. I am going to unleash my band of rrr-rrrs without direction or restraint. They will have orders to pummel savagely and without mercy. Don't be offended when I destroy you, it's just business.
Posted by at

2 comments:

  1. MarkJuly 18, 2010 at 10:08 AM

    On an unrelated note, your photo looks like you are performing an autopsy in the middle of a river.

    ReplyDelete
  2. fishbadgerJuly 19, 2010 at 11:37 PM

    Not far from the truth. . .it was a salmon autopsy.

    Cause of death: Extensive hemorrhage secondary to acute knife wound in the throat.

    Manner of death: HOMICIDE.

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)