Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Can't Stop the Madness

And, really, who would want to?

BAF, you Mr. T loving wackjob, your crew team called and want their cocks back! Sorry, that's "coxswain"...

Just one example of how I intend to bring it this year. I will not apologize, so if your easily offended, tough shit. I do not plan on winning any games this year. I will, of course, end up winning most of them. All the while rubbing it in your faces. "Devin's a dick" and "What a douchebag" will be used more and more as the year goes on. The Bulletproof Tiger ain't Madnessproof, dig?

As for Mustafa, you will be taking the brunt of my load. Yes, I know I said my load.

15 days to still roam- blissfully unaware of the agony that awaits each and every one of you......

5 comments:

  1. douchebaggedness is not a new allegation, and you need to stop posting these pictures of yourself on the web.

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v672/fishbadger/MomsBasement.jpg

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v672/fishbadger/Momsbasement2.jpg

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  2. hahahahah....I need a shower. Was that Don or Jim?

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  3. Well, I wondered when it was gonna come. Someone had to start the Dickheadedness and though the odds makers had it 3 to 2 for Rinehart, Devin caught a deuce on the river and came through with Dickheadedness like you read about only in the funny papers.

    Devin, you ignorant slut! I will watching with bated breath for this mystical "load" you will be spewing. I think you have been consuming too many adult beverages spiked with Louisiana Sweet Crude so abundant in your part of the planet.

    I am pretty sure all of that sunshine and gator dodging has left you both impudent and impotent leaving your ability to rage to be in question.

    You can't handle 10...glug...glug...glug!

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  4. Holy shit! Thanks for that BAF. Now I need the MIBs to flashy thingy me.

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  5. Devin...I am easily offended, so please direct your anger in other directions (unless they are REALLY good ones, which would be few and far between).

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