Week 1 Recap

Owners,

Congratulations to this weeks winners; The Flounders, Wes' Balls, and the Assassins in Division 1; Make A Color, Mudslide and The Flapjack (by default).

Week 1 Trophies

Most Team Points                                                    Wesley's Balls  120 points
MVP                                                                       Wesley's Balls  Arian Foster (Who the hell?) 41 Points
I Gave The Ass Kickin' Of The Week                      Wesley's Balls
I Got The Ass Kickin' Of The Week                         Dirty Sizouth
Big D                                                                       Jimmy's Jammers 16 Points
Least Points                                                             Jimmy's Jammers 58 Points

Players with most positive trophies at the end of the season will win the MVP award and a cash prize!

Commish's Corner

We need division names.  Division 1 and 2 are beneath the dignity of this fine league and quite frankly I expect more from a bunch of varsity lettermen.  Leave suggestions in the comments.

Some owner's better gird their loins and figure out whatever combination of dim wits and bottom dwellers they are going to pick up to right the damn ship.  1/13th of the season is over.

Not that you winners get a pass because, Arian Foster is not going to get 41 this week and no you may not trip on your willie and score in the 60's and win.  To borrow a phrase from Mark Rinehart, "I'm insane with anger!"

This weeks game of the week is The Asian Assassins v. Wesley's Balls.  A battle of undefeated teams, we will find out find out whom is for real.  Mudslide v. The Coloreds should be a sphincter squeezer. Other good match-up's this week include the battle for Lake City pitting the Flapjack against The Curtain and the what is being dubbed "The Expansion Bowl" with Frat Party and the Woof's squaring off.

Remember to visit the preview section of the scoreboard section of the league site to vote on whom you think will win this weeks games and to spread some smack around.  There are some owners, including myself, who try to comment about every game, spreading as much smack around as morally responsible.  Vote in the game of the week poll on the front page on the league site as well.

Have a great week 2 and as always, wear a cup!

Commish De La Xplodey