As Champion and current owner of The BP Tiger, I felt compelled to properly worship the trophy on holy ground. I took (or smuggled-tomato, tomahto) The BP Tiger across the Gulf of Mexico to the Yucatan Peninsula and then inland to Dzibilchaltun (dzeeble-chal-toon). Here I discovered an ancient Mayan landing strip (surrounded by massive human sacrifice altars) erected for the return of either space aliens or The BP Tiger. Apparently, The Tiger made it first. In hind sight, I believe The BP Tiger took me. It was truly righteous. Enjoy, boys.
Wow, that's some serious shit right there!
ReplyDeleteI see it, but I don't believe it.
ReplyDeleteI want to win that trophy just to try and top the winner pic. Damn nicely done!
ReplyDeleteHow in the world did Dan Haggerty get his hands on that trophy?
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