I wish to introduce myself. I am the crafter of the Vessel of Victory, the Chalice of Champions, the Bulletproof Tiger Trophy. I am the unseen hand to Mustafa's brilliance, official secretary, videographer, and assistant to the Commissioner of the Fantasy Football League, The Bulletproof Tiger. I will not be actively participating in the league, since betting and wagering of any kind are not allowed in my happy place; and, I must ask that you do not move anything in my happy place!
I wish to state for the official record that I have no intention of posting, monitoring, interrupting, disrupting, mediating, coaching, betting, urging, nagging, pestering, trash talking, or any such interjecting. In other words, carry on. I do request immunity from any and all personal attack, slander, or defamation of character. You may reserve your attacks for the head Mustafa in charge. Thank you for your cooperation in such matters. Sincerely, Mustafette
Duly noted Mary. We can still fuck with Doug though can't we?
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ReplyDeleteAbsolutely! I must request that you keep the "with" in that request, since the rest is a part of my (ahem) duties as Assistant to the Commissioner....
ReplyDeleteOkay, so I may post once in a while...I beg your pardon...tee hee
ReplyDeleteYeh, I remember my first beer.
ReplyDeleteOk, Mark, WTF?!?!?
ReplyDeleteI'm just sayin', I'm no stranger to drunk posting. It's good to see I'm not the only one.:)
ReplyDeleteFunny, but I don't drink, dude. You did make me smile, however...thanks! :-)
ReplyDeleteWhere, exactly, was the Assistant to the Commish during filming of the draft pick selection show and, more importantly, what "duties" were being performed?
ReplyDeleteI thought I caught a certain vibe from the Commish, but that could just be the abscence making the heart grow fonder.......
ReplyDeleteI was behind the camera, flashing the Commissioner-he had to start over, since he stopped talking and started to drool-not what you want in a Commissioner...
ReplyDeleteBut definately what you want in an Assistant!
ReplyDeleteHey, I would have done worse, but that would not have been fair-after all, we must maintain a sense of decorum!
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