The FF team Pasadena Mudslide was left in limbo after the owner walked away this weekend. Specifics of what caused the exodus are not yet available. The only traces that were left behind were piles of shredded documents, a for sale sign, and tire tracks across the front lawn. The sudden pull out, a move that owner Mark Rinehart has made before, leaves the future of FF in Pasadena very much in question.
Attempts are being made to contact Rinehart for comment. Several parties have expressed interest in purchasing this up and coming franchise. They include ex NFL quarterback Warren Moon, and former recording star and Flint Tropics owner/coach/player Jackie Moon. The others preferred to remain anonymous.
As commissioner of the league, I hereby proclaim the fantasy football franchise, the Pasadena Mudslide, as null and void.
ReplyDeleteReadmission to the league will be voted on by the executive council and upon any readmission the former owner, one Mark Cleofus Rinehart will have to apologize to his fellow owners for his outlandish malfeasance.
So Let It Be Written...So Let It Be Done!
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