I wonder what Doug and the BPT having been getting up to. As Chris and I know, the BPT is insatiable. He loves to travel and listen to Adam Shine and Rich Gannon on Sirius/XM NFL Radio. Heard he may make an appearance at the BOB in Grand Rapids on Feb. 24th....... fuck, I miss him so much.......
The BPT is not yet ready for pictures. He has been going though what can only be described as a reeducation.
ReplyDeleteYou treated him like a buddy, a traveling companion, a Larry Appleton to your Balki Bartokomous. I on the other hand am going after pure allegiance.
I left it in the box you sent him in for an extra week, just because I could. Then two trips to a strip club to remind it that it was hetero after being that close to your junk. The BPT assured me that those pictures didn't scar him, he actually thought you were posing him next to two grapes and a can of corn.
Yes, Devin, BPT and I will be out and about soon and there will be cameras involved. Be assured there will be no sightings of him on the 24th. He has taken to reading up on NFL knowledge and doing mock drafts for me so I will be ready to defend my title and so he will never ever have to leave me.